A bit of fun.
We have all seen the statements on models ( And Photographers) Folios, but what does that staement really mean.
No Slating specific people please just a bit of fun, but you know its true.


"Paid Work Only".
If youll pay me im laughing, but if you wont i'll probably work for free anyway.

"Extensive Wardrobe"
2 Bras and a pair of knickers (Non matching).

"Will Travel"
as long as its only within my home town.

"Travelling Expenses Expected".
If you come to me you do it for free, but if i come to you i want a bit more money.

"I Like Your Work"
No -One else will work with me.

"Experienced Model".
Completed 2 shoots (1 taken by a friend).

" Published Model"
Unbelieveably someone printed my picture.








Regards Paul


www.glossypinklipstick.co.uk
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GlossyPinkLipstick , Photographer  posted on 03/09/2010 16:11:04   Posted 276 times

Located:Harlow,Essex, UK
Member Since: 12/10/2008

Keiran Bingle

Find me on facebook - Keiran Bingle-photography

Don't forget,
we always give 110%  

tanzanite1 , Model  posted on 03/09/2010 17:22:05   Posted 57 times

Located:Chesterfield,Derbyshire, UK
Member Since: 24/01/2010

"Curvy"
Size 16

"Prefer Nude"
No one will pay me without my clothes off

"Will work with creative teams"
Can't apply makeup/High maintainance

"I have worked with the following people"
Who wouldnt give me a reference.

"Published in Nuts"
Sent in dodgy camera phone pic and they used it.

"Pay Only"
Lets see if anyone will...

"TFCD Only"
Too tight to pay (Thats me).


"Dont work from home"
My parents dont know what i do and if they did they would compare it to prostitution.

"Experienced"
Not Very...

Come on people you must have some yourself?








Regards Paul


www.glossypinklipstick.co.uk
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GlossyPinkLipstick , Photographer  posted on 04/09/2010 06:52:45   Posted 276 times

Located:Harlow,Essex, UK
Member Since: 12/10/2008

Ok Paul, here's a couple, all meant in fun of course!!!

"do you do any discounts?"
i'm looking to get you cheap

"i've been modelling for 3 months"
i'm now worth £50 an hour

"if we work together will you provide hair and makeup?"
i've got the face - you supply the rest

"i'm 5' 4" and size 12"
I'm a fashion model

"do you work from a home studio?"
Are you dodgy

"i've worked with a lot of top photographers"
i haven't, but you might pay me more money

"i'm very punctual"
see you when i get there

"my cat/dog/budgie/goldfish has just died (again)"
night before the booking - see ya!

"what ideas have you got"
i can't think of anything

"i'll charge you the special rate of ...."
lets see if i can get away with this

"I DON'T DO NUDE!!!!!!!"
oh, how much did you say?

"my sat-nav sent me the wrong way"
I got up late

"i've not been sleeping well, hence the dark eyes"
i went out clubbing last night

"do you do tfp?"
will you shoot me free AND give me some prints?

"i love your port and would love to work with you"
see - i'll charge you the special rate of .......

"i'm a model and should get paid"
i'm new and you've been pro for 20yrs, so what?

Please folks, this is just a bit of fun! Us photographers are just as bad if not worse! 
Mick

" Published Model"
my bf took a pic of me with my tits out and sent it to Zoo/Nuts and they used it on their website

Campbell Photographic
Your Image Is Our Business

NoClue , Photographer  posted on 04/09/2010 21:05:12   Posted 28 times

Located:Braintree,Essex, UK
Member Since: 09/03/2009